John Cooper Clarke

FRIDAY 1ST NOVEMBER 2013

7.00pm - 10.00pm

£20.00


The Poet Laureate of Punk returns to Glasgow for a specil show at the SWG3 venue on Kelvinhaugh St.

SWG3 – Studio Warehouse, 100 Eastvale Place, Glasgow, G3 8QG.

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Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide…
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can…
TWAT.

www.johncooperclarke.com

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SWG3

100 Eastvale Place
Glasgow
Lanarkshire
United Kingdom
G3 8QG

Venue Details



WED 31 AUG 2016
Karl Blau
Hug & Pint, Glasgow7:30pm£9.00
FRI 2 SEP 2016
Big Thief
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£9.00
MON 5 SEP 2016
Big Thief *rescheduled from 02/09/16*
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£9.00
Frankie Cosmos
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7:30pm£8.00
WED 7 SEP 2016
Pinegrove
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.50
FRI 9 SEP 2016
Roddy Woomble performing 'My Secret is my Silence'
Oran Mor, GlasgowDoors 7.00pmSOLD OUT
Naked
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£6.50
SAT 10 SEP 2016
Lionlimb
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£7.00
SUN 11 SEP 2016
Roddy Woomble performing "My Secret is my Silence"
Oran Mor, GlasgowDoors 7.00pmSOLD OUT
MON 12 SEP 2016
Michele Stodart (The Magic Numbers)
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7:30pm£10.00
TUE 13 SEP 2016
Matias Aguayo & The Desdemonas
Nice N Sleazy, GlasgowDoors 8.00pm£8.50
SAT 17 SEP 2016
Shield Patterns
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£5.00
SUN 18 SEP 2016
Howie Payne
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£9.00
WED 21 SEP 2016
Lawrence Arabia
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£6.50
THU 22 SEP 2016
Natalie McCool
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£6.50
MON 26 SEP 2016
Honeyblood
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pmsold out
TUE 27 SEP 2016
Oscar
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£7.00
TUE 4 OCT 2016
Mitski
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£9.00
THU 6 OCT 2016
Stars Of The Lid
Oran Mor Auditorium, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£20.00
Scott Fagan
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£15.00
FRI 7 OCT 2016
Skinny Lister
Nice N Sleazy, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£11.00
TUE 11 OCT 2016
Dennis Locorriere Presents DR HOOK
Glasgow Royal Concert Hall, Glasgow£35.00
Swans
Oran Mor, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£22.50
WED 12 OCT 2016
Dennis Locorriere Presents DR HOOK
Usher Hall, Edinburgh£35.00
Thomas Traux
Hug & Pint, Glasgow7.30 p.m. £8.50
FRI 14 OCT 2016
Dennis Locorriere Presents DR HOOK
Perth Concert Hall, Perth£35.00
SAT 15 OCT 2016
Angel Olsen
SWG3, Glasgow7.00pm£15.00
Bad Breeding
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£6.00
SUN 16 OCT 2016
Ulrika Spacek
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.00
MON 17 OCT 2016
Jenny Hval
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£10.00
Jay Brannan
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£11.00