John Cooper Clarke

FRIDAY 1ST NOVEMBER 2013

7.00pm - 10.00pm

£20.00


The Poet Laureate of Punk returns to Glasgow for a specil show at the SWG3 venue on Kelvinhaugh St.

SWG3 – Studio Warehouse, 100 Eastvale Place, Glasgow, G3 8QG.

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Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide…
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can…
TWAT.

www.johncooperclarke.com

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SWG3

100 Eastvale Place
Glasgow
Lanarkshire
United Kingdom
G3 8QG

Venue Details



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WED 4 JUL 2018
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SAT 7 JUL 2018
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SUN 8 JUL 2018
Trembling Bells
Hug & Pint, Glasgow19.30£12.00
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Fazerdaze
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O2 ABC, GlasgowDoors 7pmCANCELLED
WED 8 AUG 2018
Deerhoof
+ guests
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Wye Oak
Summerhall, Edinburgh19.00£14.50
WED 22 AUG 2018
Stella Donnelly
The Hug and Pint 19.30£7.00
THU 23 AUG 2018
EPIC BEARD MEN - SAGE FRANCIS + B.DOLAN
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Niteworks
Summerhall, EdinburghDoors 7pm £15.00
MON 27 AUG 2018
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Ozomatli (with CHALI 2NA)
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TUE 28 AUG 2018
Buck Meek
Hug & Pint, Glasgow7.30 p.m£8.50
WED 29 AUG 2018
Mdou Moctar
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7:30pm£15.00
THU 30 AUG 2018
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Beth Rowley
CCA, Glasgow7.30 p.m£12.50
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Iceage
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SUN 9 SEP 2018
Lithics
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.00
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Oscar Jerome
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.50
SAT 22 SEP 2018
Bill Ryder Jones
The Art School, Glasgow7.00 p.m.£15.00