John Cooper Clarke

FRIDAY 1ST NOVEMBER 2013

7.00pm - 10.00pm

£20.00


The Poet Laureate of Punk returns to Glasgow for a specil show at the SWG3 venue on Kelvinhaugh St.

SWG3 – Studio Warehouse, 100 Eastvale Place, Glasgow, G3 8QG.

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Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide…
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can…
TWAT.

www.johncooperclarke.com

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SWG3

100 Eastvale Place
Glasgow
Lanarkshire
United Kingdom
G3 8QG

Venue Details



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THU 3 AUG 2017
Frankie Cosmos
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TUE 8 AUG 2017
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THU 17 AUG 2017
Blazin' Fiddles
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Adam Torres
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WED 23 AUG 2017
Mega Bog
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£7.50
TUE 29 AUG 2017
Xylouris White (ft.. Jim White of Dirty Three)
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£10.00
WED 30 AUG 2017
Mdou Moctar
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Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£10.00
Mac DeMarco
Alex Cameron
Usher Hall, EdinburghDoors 7.30pmSold Out
THU 31 AUG 2017
Courtney Marie Andrews
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All Our Exes Live In Texax
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 8.00pm£10.00
SUN 3 SEP 2017
American Football
Summerhall, EdinburghDoors 7.30pm£23.50
SAT 9 SEP 2017
Margaret Glaspy
CCA, GlasgowDoors 7:30pm£13.00
TUE 12 SEP 2017
Bright Light Bright Light
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B Boys
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7:30pm£7.00
TUE 19 SEP 2017
Trailer Trash Tracys
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm8.50
WED 20 SEP 2017
Barns Courtney
Hug & Pint, Glasgow7.30 p.m.£8.50
THU 21 SEP 2017
Omni
Hug & Pint, Glasgow7.30 pm£9.00
FRI 22 SEP 2017 - WED 14 JUN 2017
Here Lies Man
Hug & Pint, Glasgow7:30 pm£7.00
SAT 23 SEP 2017
Michael Nau
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.00
SUN 24 SEP 2017
II Sogno Del Marinao (Ft. Mike Watt)
CCA, Glasgow19.30£14.00
FRI 29 SEP 2017
From The Jam Ft Bruce Foxton *please note change of venue
O2 ABC, GlasgowDoors 7pm £25.00
SAT 30 SEP 2017
Wolfgang Flür (ex Kraftwerk)
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7:00pm£15.50
SUN 1 OCT 2017
From The Jam Ft Bruce Foxton
Liquid Room, EdinburghDoors 7pm £25.00
WED 4 OCT 2017
Shellac
plus special guests
SWG3, GlasgowDoors 7:00pm£20.00
FRI 6 OCT 2017
Jarrod Dickenson
CCA, Glasgow19.30£12.50
SAT 7 OCT 2017
Vessels
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Jolie Holland & Samantha Parton
CCA, Glasgow7.00 p.m.£16.00
WED 11 OCT 2017
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+ Redd Kross
SWG3 TV Studio7.00pm£24.50
THU 12 OCT 2017
Too Many T's
Hug & Pint, Glasgow7.30 p.m.£8.00
Lapalux
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£10.00