John Cooper Clarke

FRIDAY 1ST NOVEMBER 2013

7.00pm - 10.00pm

£20.00


The Poet Laureate of Punk returns to Glasgow for a specil show at the SWG3 venue on Kelvinhaugh St.

SWG3 – Studio Warehouse, 100 Eastvale Place, Glasgow, G3 8QG.

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Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide…
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can…
TWAT.

www.johncooperclarke.com

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SWG3

100 Eastvale Place
Glasgow
Lanarkshire
United Kingdom
G3 8QG

http://www.swg3.tv

Venue Details



SAT 30 APR 2016
Dreadzone
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MON 2 MAY 2016
Radiation City
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£7.00
WED 4 MAY 2016
Recreations (Sam Duckworth FKA Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly)
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.00
THU 5 MAY 2016
Vanessa Carlton
SWG3, Glasgow7pm£16.00
Andy Cooper (Ugly Duckling)
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.50
FRI 6 MAY 2016
De Rosa
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£9.00
SAT 14 MAY 2016
Tiny Ruins
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£9.00
BMX Bandits
CCA, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£15.00
Bossy Love
Nice N Sleazy, GlasgowDoors 8.00pm£6.00
SUN 15 MAY 2016
She Makes War
Bryde
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.00
TUE 17 MAY 2016
Anna Meredith
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£9.00
THU 19 MAY 2016
Son of Dave
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£12.50
FRI 20 MAY 2016
The Burning Hell
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.50
SAT 21 MAY 2016
Stephen Kellogg & Eric Hutchinson
Hug & Pint, Glasgow7:30pm£8.50
SUN 22 MAY 2016
Sudakistan
Hug & Pint, Glasgow7:30pm£7.00
TUE 24 MAY 2016
Mothers
+ support
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£7.00
WED 25 MAY 2016
No Zu
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£9.00
SAT 28 MAY 2016
Brownbear - 'Stop The World' single launch
+ special guests
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£8.50
SUN 29 MAY 2016
Oh Pep!
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£7.00
THU 2 JUN 2016
BC Camplight
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.00
FRI 3 JUN 2016
Dr John Cooper Clark
Simon Day (The Fast Show)
O2 ABC, GlasgowDoors 7pm £20.00
SAT 4 JUN 2016
Kate Jackson & The Wrong Moves (ex-Long Blondes)
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.00
SAT 11 JUN 2016
Treacherous Orchestra
The Art School, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£14.00
SUN 12 JUN 2016
Yung
Nice N Sleazy, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£7.00
Chris T-T & Billy Liar
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.00
MON 13 JUN 2016
Olga Bell
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£6.50
FRI 17 JUN 2016
Mbongwana Star
SWG3, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£15.00
Braids
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£11.00
SUN 19 JUN 2016
Howe Gelb
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£15.00
TUE 21 JUN 2016
The Melvins
+ special guests
The Art School, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£20.00
FRI 24 JUN 2016
Audacity
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£7.50