John Cooper Clarke

FRIDAY 1ST NOVEMBER 2013

7.00pm - 10.00pm

£20.00


The Poet Laureate of Punk returns to Glasgow for a specil show at the SWG3 venue on Kelvinhaugh St.

SWG3 – Studio Warehouse, 100 Eastvale Place, Glasgow, G3 8QG.

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Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide…
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can…
TWAT.

www.johncooperclarke.com

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SWG3

100 Eastvale Place
Glasgow
Lanarkshire
United Kingdom
G3 8QG

Venue Details



TUE 21 NOV 2017
The Burning Hell
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£10.00
Pussy Riot: Riot Days *please note change of venue
The Art School, GlasgowDoors 7:00pm£15.00
WED 22 NOV 2017
Dinner
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£7.00
THU 23 NOV 2017
Beans On Toast & Skinny Lister *on sale Fri 16 june @ 10.00am*
Oran Mor, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£14.00
FRI 24 NOV 2017
Steve Davis & Kavus Torabi
The Art School, GlasgowDoors 11pmcancelled
Mac DeMarco
Barrowland, GlasgowDoors 7:00pmsold out
Algiers
Fred Paton Day Care Centre, GlasgowDoors 7:30pm£10.00
Seamus Fogarty
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7:30pm£7.50
SAT 25 NOV 2017
Steve Davis & Kavus Torabi
The Wee Red Bar, Edinburgh11pmcancelled
And So I Watch you From Afar
Oran Mor, Glasgow7.00pm£15.50
Alisdair Roberts
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£10.00
Alasdair Roberts
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£10.00
MON 27 NOV 2017
David Thomas Broughton
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£10.00
TUE 28 NOV 2017
Faust
Oran Mor, Glasgow7.00 p.m£17.50
WED 29 NOV 2017
Mammut
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.00
FRI 1 DEC 2017
Bdy_Prts
Stereo, Glasgow7.00 p.m£10.00
SAT 2 DEC 2017
Bdy_Prts
Sneaky Pete's, Edinburgh7pm-10pm£8.50
Alex Cameron
Mono, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£12.00
SUN 3 DEC 2017
Songhoy Blues
Oran Mor, Glasgow7.30pm£15.00
TUE 5 DEC 2017
Schwervon ! + DJ Need a Stack (Bob Nastanovich)
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.50
Destroyer
CCA, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£15.50
FRI 8 DEC 2017
Bwani Junction perform Graceland by Paul Simon
Oran Mor, GlasgowDoors 7:00pm£20.00
SUN 10 DEC 2017
Ben Haenow
Voodoo Rooms, EdinburghDoors 7.30pm£13.50
MON 11 DEC 2017
Ho99o9 - United States of Horror
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7:00pm£10.50
SAT 16 DEC 2017
Dreadzone
CCA, Glasgow7.30pm£18.00
WED 10 JAN 2018
Andy Cooper
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7:30pm£9.00
FRI 12 JAN 2018
Wolfgang Flür (ex-Kraftwerk)
La Belle Angele, EdinburghDoors 7pm£16.50
SAT 20 JAN 2018
The National Whisky Festival of Scotland 2018
SWG3, Glasgow12pm / 4.15pm£40.00
THU 8 FEB 2018
FATIMA YAMAHA (Live)
SWG3, Glasgow10pmSOLD OUT
THU 15 FEB 2018
Iglooghost (Brainfeeder)
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7:30pm£8.00
SAT 17 FEB 2018
Loney Dear
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£10.00