John Cooper Clarke

FRIDAY 1ST NOVEMBER 2013

7.00pm - 10.00pm

£20.00


The Poet Laureate of Punk returns to Glasgow for a specil show at the SWG3 venue on Kelvinhaugh St.

SWG3 – Studio Warehouse, 100 Eastvale Place, Glasgow, G3 8QG.

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Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide…
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can…
TWAT.

www.johncooperclarke.com

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SWG3

100 Eastvale Place
Glasgow
Lanarkshire
United Kingdom
G3 8QG

http://www.swg3.tv

Venue Details



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FRI 19 FEB 2016
Julia Holter
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SUN 21 FEB 2016
Four Tet (4 hour DJ set)
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WED 24 FEB 2016
Girls Names
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MON 29 FEB 2016
Adem
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TUE 1 MAR 2016
Jennie Vee
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WED 2 MAR 2016
Joanna Newsom
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SAT 5 MAR 2016
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TUE 8 MAR 2016
Bill Ryder-Jones
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£11.50
WED 9 MAR 2016
Ben Abraham
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SUN 13 MAR 2016
The Altered Hours
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MON 14 MAR 2016
Gabriel Kahane
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WED 16 MAR 2016
Robyn Sherwell
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 8.00pm£7.00
FRI 18 MAR 2016
Steven James Adams
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SUN 27 MAR 2016
Eddie Argos
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SAT 2 APR 2016
Breabach
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Moderat
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FRI 8 APR 2016
Mexrrissey
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SAT 9 APR 2016
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FRI 15 APR 2016
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SUN 17 APR 2016
Three Trapped Tigers
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£10.00
TUE 19 APR 2016
Explosions In The Sky
+ special guests
Barrowland, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£22.00
THU 21 APR 2016
The Toasters
Esperanza
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FRI 22 APR 2016
Hector Bizerk - Album launch
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Eliza Shaddad
Hug & Pint, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£7.50
SAT 23 APR 2016
Mark McGowan
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Shakey Graves
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WED 27 APR 2016
Pinact, Life Model + Savage Mansion
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SAT 30 APR 2016
Dreadzone
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MON 2 MAY 2016
Radiation City
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